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Natural Hair Color:
[x] Black = $100
[ ] Blonde = $50
[ ] Red = $75
[] Brown = $15
[ ] Bald = $5
[ ] Other=$2

Total: $100
Eye Color:

[x] Brown - $150
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $50
[ ] Hazel $100 half is 50
[ ] Other - $15
[to explain this, my eyes are brown, blue, green and gray xD i have central heterochromia ysee]

Total: $250

Height:

[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[x] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[ ] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[ ] 4'9" to 5'4" - $50
[ ] Under 4'9 - $45

Total: $400

Age:

[ ] 41 to 50 - $150
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total: $500

Birth Order:

[ ] Twins or more than twins - $300
[x] First Born - $300
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $200
[ ] Third born - $100
[ ] Fourth born - $100
[ ] Fifth born - $375

Total: $800

Drink?

[ ] No - $400
[x] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $0

Total: $1050

Vision?

[x] perfect vision $300
[ ] Need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses $50
[ ]  Contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $1050

Total: $1350

Car Color [or families' car(s)]:
WTF WE HAVE NO CAR

[ ] White - $2,000
[ ] Maroon - $800
[ ]  Gold - $700
[ ] Gray - $600
[ ] Blue - $900
[ ] Pink - $475
[ ] Black - $450
[ ] Red - $400
[ ] Green- $350
[ ] Silver $300
[ ] Purple- $250
[ ] Metallic - $200
[ ] Yellow - $100
[ ] Primer - $75
[ ] Tan- $20
[ ] Rusted - $15
[ ] No Car - $0

Total: $1350

Shoe Size:

[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[x] 11 to 12 - $700
[ ] 7 to 10 - $600
[ ] Under 7- $550

Total: $2050

Favorite Colors:

[x] Green-$750
[x] Black - $600
[ ] Red-$800
[x] Yellow -$475
[x] Brown - $50
[x] Purple - $225
[x] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[x] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[x] Pink - $100
[x] Other - $ 50

Total: $4995

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?

[ ] Yes $0
[x] No- $1,000
[ ] On Some- $750

Total: $5995

How many people are you going to tag?

[ ] 100-150 = $250,000
[ ] 90 - 80 = $100,000
[ ] 70 -60 = $50,000
[ ] 50 - 40 = $10,000
[ ] 30 - 20 = $5,000
[ ] 20 - 10 = $1,000
[x] 10 - 1 = $500
[ ] 0 = $0
TOTAL ME: $6495
im so done

tag: amfi-meliaa

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seratchet's avatar
fuck this shit u worth $809,213,132,543,132,453,543,098,890,342,543,925,413,217,031,199,781